According to one incredibly revealing summary in the treasure trove of hacked Democratic national Convention emails, the White House forbid a planned performance by singer Ariana Grande because she was caught on camera licking a bunch of donuts and saying anti-American slurs…
On September 10, 2015, DNC Finance Chair Zachary Allen sent an email asking that Grande, hot off the heels of her donut scandal, be vetted for a potential gala performance for the president.
“Can we also vet Arianna Grande?”
Allen wrote, butchering her name, much as Grande often butchers her own lyrics, but we digress…
And boy oh boy, vet her they did. “Ariana Butera,” Deputy Compliance Director Kevin wrote in an incredibly detailed response. “Video caught her licking other peoples’ donuts while saying she hates America; Republican Congressman used this video and said it was a double standard that liberals were not upset with her like they are with Trump who criticized Mexicans; cursed out a person on Twitter after that person used an offensive word towards her brother,”
White House employee Bobby Schmuck—real name, not very subtle, but real—ultimately vetoed her in two words: “Nope, sorry.”
And with that, Ariana Grande was put out to pasture by the White House for her malicious donut licking and anti-Americanism…
Looks like America got the last laugh…
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