Go ahead and shudder, it’s the natural response.
I mean, who isn’t inclined to gawk at the Photoshopped sagging flesh of a nude geriatric transsexual?
So swallow your vomit, and brace yourself for what’s coming to newsstands, whether you like it or not…and for most normal people the answer is “not”.
But Sports Illustrated doesn’t care if you can hold down your lunch or not, they’ve booked Caitlyn Jenner for a nude photo spread and are contractually obligated to follow through…if for nothing else than the click bait attention their struggling magazine so desperately needs.
The former Olympic gold medalist, reality tv star, one time man, and father of a private army of children, intends to strip down into nothing but wrinkled skin and a smile, and pose wearing that famous gold medal in commemoration of the 40th anniversary of her former exploits as a champion while a him.
Say that ten times fast…
Until now, Jenner says, she had stashed her “most prized possession” that she inherited from her former male ego Bruce, at the bottom of a makeup drawer.
Jenner claims the choice not to display the medal around the house was a conscious decision, one born of a desire to keep the kids from comparing themselves to Dad…back when Jenner still was one.
Jenner recently made headlines filming herself peeing at Donald Trump‘s Trump Tower building in New York City…we promise not to show pictures…many in the media have hailed the recent wiz as a triumph of social justice…frankly we just hope that hands were washed afterwards.
