Sir Mick Jagger, the 72-year-old front man to The Rolling Stones, has impregnated his 29-year-old ballerina girlfriend…a feat equally as impressive as it is disgusting.
His ballerina lover, who is younger than some of his existing children, will give birth to their first child in January.
For those of you doing the math, this means Jagger (if still alive) will be 90 when the unborn child walks across the stage for their high school graduation…
Jagger’s notoriously womanizing ways over the past five decades have landed him children of every conceivable generation, with age ranges from their mid 40s to teenagers.
His oldest is Jade Jagger, 44, from his marriage to Bianca Jagger, 71 and four children with Jerry Hall, 60, including Elizabeth, 32, James, 30, Georgia, 24 and Gabriel, 18.
He also has 17-year-old Lucas following his fling with Brazilian presenter Luciana Gimenez, 46.
Needless to say, given Jagger’s advancing age, his present young lover is coming dangerously close to fulfilling the lyrics to the the Stones famous anthem ‘Start Me Up’…she may yet make a dead man…well, you know…
