Geriatric rock icon Meat Loaf has always been larger than life, both with his bombastic music and his huge sized body.
So when the rock opera singer passed out and planted head first into the stage after fainting mid-performance in Canada, the audience promptly saw the show switch from music concert to Sea World exhibition as the barrel chested crooner was splayed out like a beached whale upon the stage.
His tremendous size made moving him a herculean effort for concert staff, who struggled to help Canadian EMT workers maneuver his grandiose carcass into an ambulance.
He’s reportedly recovering nicely in a hospital…assuming Canada’s socialized medicine doesn’t kill him first, they’re going to be pissed how many of those “free” hospital pudding pops end up on the Canadian taxpayer’s bill…
Doctors have long advised Meatloaf to watch his diet, he presumably thought that was just a suggestion…so now his heart is telling him too…
